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acidhouse @ 06:53 pm: **NEW** NigChip!
*22:37:38* [Sara] wheres my nigga gone
*22:37:50* [Chakra`] ain't no nigger like the one i love
*22:37:55* [Ech] escaped, call the NNLC
*22:37:56* [Chakra`] no one can fuck you bettarrrrrrrrrrr
*22:38:16* [Ech] National Nigger Location Company
*22:38:22* [z] m/
*22:38:32* [Chakra`] if you've lost a nigger, if no one else can help, maybe you can hire....the NNLC
*22:38:44* [Chakra`] *a team theme tune kicks in*
*22:38:57* [Sway] LOL
*22:38:57* [Chakra`] *cinematic scenes of black men running and being jumped on*
*22:39:18* [Ech] "We chip your niggers, so you can find them. New chips come installed with 'whistle location'. Just whistle and your nigger will start to play the Rocky theme-tune, whilst 30,000 volts are pumped directly into t heir abdomen, rendering them incapable of further escape"
*22:40:11* [Ech] Just dial 1-800-NIGCHIP
*22:40:12* [Chakra`] heh, Chip A Nigger .. CIN
*22:45:21* [Chakra`] using my arms to help express what I say. Then NigChip caught me. Now I have this sweet job and enjoy watching BBC1 !"
*22:42:16* [Ech] heh
*22:43:48* [Ech] "Ready, Steady, Cook is my favourite program of all time. It used to be MTV Base, but the frequencies of drum and bass kept setting off my NigChip. I aim to be a world class Chef, if my criminal record doesn't stop me from getting a job. Thank you NigChip!"
*22:46:10* [Chakra`] Yes, NigChip aims to change the world of african-originated citizens around the world and bring them into the modern era, introducing basic and advanced vocal education such as grammar, and how to say things quietly.
*22:46:38* [Chakra`] What the fuh-uuuhhckkk *electric shock*
*22:47:02* [Sara] heh
*22:47:03* [z] just like the V chip!
*22:47:18* [Ech] NigChip prevents such words as "innit" and "wikkid" by restricting their use to only a single uttering in every 24 hour period. Unwanted Side effects: May reduce lip size, and subsequently reduce lisps
*22:47:27* [Chakra`] Bitch you call this a zinger tower? *zap*
*22:49:10* [Chakra`] gwan'an my blud clat! *kapow*
*22:50:06* [Ech] 'Platinum NigChips come with many employment benefits. Working hand in hand with such solid franchises as McDonalds, Burger King and Subway, if your nigger is ever found out on the street selling crack, he will instantly feel drawn to the nearest Fast Food outlet to look for work. Making your community and families a safer, and cheaper place to live'
*22:53:10* [Ech] 'For an additional cost, NiggerVision (a sister of Macrovision) can now prevent your nigger from even *looking* at a television, let alone attempting to steal one. NigWood (a sister of Kenwood) is yet another feature to prevent your nigger from stealing car stereos, by forcing them to become distracted whilst listening to ABBA, long enough to allow the Police to arrive'

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